that other fag.

fag is such a strong, prejudicial word anyone can use especially for us homos to say. that is why i have decided to use that word within my title to a little confused co-worker named kenny.

each day i have to work with him makes me want to punch him in his vas deferens, tie it around his neck, and hang him from our attic in the kitchen before i send him through the jet conveyor belt. i don't mind others who engage in shit talk about me. i think it's understandable since i come off as a hard bitch and it's either you like my sarcastic ways or not. but this little faggy is claiming that i am trying to get with another one of our gay co-workers, when in reality it is obvious that kenny is the one checking him out. very high school, no, middle school, i know. i just don't get why he does not seem to think that there should be no reason for me to be irritated of him. so if you're reading this;

dear kenny,
i've seen haein given you a hair straightener today at work, which shows how long it takes for you to get ready. i also realized that when you greet other female co-workers at work, you are overly excited while giving them a big, tight hug like normal straight boys do. your guy friends tend to be nothing short of men who posess female characteristics or alien immigrants who don't understand one word you're saying, which is probably why they can tolerate you. but the ugly things that i would like to point out about you are your poorly side-combed hair that i can't approve of, your very irritating two-face personality, and your fucking shoes. might i suggest coming out of this closet that you have been hiding in for the past years since this may help explain to others why you are this way? at least by doing so, people can see the real 'you' instead of me, as well as others, having to plan some scheme to drag you out of this mother fucking closet. perhaps maybe, the times have changed since straight boys are now getting involved in gossip-talk with the girls instead of...well, being a man.

yours truly,
chad