mock turtlenecks are for the undecided.

it really doesn't make any sense to me. it's either you wear a turtleneck, or some shirt that doesn't have the ability to keep your neck warm. perhaps i may be a black-and-white person, but there are no "in-betweens" in life. to prove it, men who say they are bi-sexual are liars.

so i've been thinking. the alien will be returning home to japan for about a month come this saturday. finally, my house will be clean and will stay that way until my next drunken outing where i will trash the whole place with many of my wardrobe on my floor. sure, since the longest time we haven't sleep together was about a week while i was in japan, i'm going to miss waking up next to a person with bad breath as well as valiant efforts of executing lady gaga's songs without a japanese accent while dancing like her. but the pros definitely outweigh its cons such as doing less laundry, anticipating cartons of seven stars cigarettes upon his return, and masturbating to porn without him knowing so.

fiji and new zealand is a little over a month away. a most needed vacation indeed. i received a little notification on facebook from another co-worker, saying that he had uploaded a video of me. i checked it out, and was immediately taken back to when working at shokudo was actually fun. ever since the people who i've started with left the restaurant and we hired a ton of newbies, it's just not the same.

"dance your ass off," which airs on the oxygen channel at ten 'o clock on monday nights, has become one of my favorites. just combine "so you think you can dance?" and "the biggest loser" and you've got obese people dancing for your entertainment. don't get me wrong, i'm not laughing AT them; i'm all about them showing concern and respect for themselves by losing some weight. i just laugh with them, and pray for them to wake up with their growth stunted and inherit a medicine-ball like ass. there is something that elates me whenever i see little people, especially if their voices sound like it contains helium. i must have a thing for pocketable items.

and my final thought for the day, my horoscope for the day. now, i am a very spiritual person indeed, but it when it comes to shit like this, it's just that; i could give a shit. it amazes me at how coincidental it can be at times, but by no means do i follow it religiously like how one of my friend, tina, does. so according to my "sun sign"...

Daily Planetary Overview

Mars sextile Uranus will bring the desire to make things happen quickly, but you'll need to be flexible. Don't try to keep a set schedule or you will just become frustrated and won't be able to take advantage of opportunities.

Your Horoscope - Today, July 7, 2009

You might finally get your way, chad. If you have been pushing hard to achieve a certain goal, you could experience a major breakthrough. Maybe you will hear some good news relating to your job. You could also be offered a new job from an unexpected source. Or you might be able to finally pay off an old debt, creating greater cash flow for you. You'll enjoy a feeling of abundance and prosperity.

...this, totally easy to understand. it may not have happened today, but a rather direct, incorrect prediction. on the otherhand, my "wellness" prediction...

Your Wellness Scope - Today, July 7, 2009

The aspect of the day gives you the chance to dream big - dreams that you can actually achieve, too! With your knack for realism and focus on the future you will be able to put your money where your mouth is in no time. Start with today and do for your body what you can - drink lots of water and make healthy choices when you eat. At the same time, envision a healthy future and plan accordingly!

...lots of water? i'm sorry, you've lost me. are you saying to avoid alcohol as much as possible today? listen, drinking alcohol, by all means, is very healthy for you. it enables you to participate in social gatherings, care-free. while doing so, you can meet others and should you decide to sleep with them, very healthy to release sexual tension. so until your "planets" are lined up against the rim of my martini glass, i shall choose not to take part in such ludicrous predictions of what you think is best for me to do each day.

social networking.

i haven't wrote a blog in a while, so let us first take a moment to reflect about the life of "the king of pop" who had passed away sometime last week, michael jackson, and to thank him for such timeless classics such as p.y.t. and off the wall. but more importantly, to thank him for diverting the media's attention away from jon and kate, that asymmetrical porcupine hair-do son of a bitch. enough of your shenanigans, attention-whores; i can assure you that others knew you well because of the number of things that were plopped out of your vajayjay coincidentally rhymes with your name and you married an unfortunately ugly half-asian. so here's to you michael and farrah fawcet.

along the lines of attention-whores; social networking. i can successfully say that i am no longer a myspace-addict, however, had discovered facebook. when i first started using facebook, it seemed that it was designed exclusively for college students and that was a good thing. people in high school (and younger) shouldn't be allowed to have any one of these accounts; they see each other at lease five out of the seven days of the week. furthermore, they should utilize their cell phones, which have become more common place for twelve-year olds in recent years. then i have also noticed recently that facebook is becoming a hot commodity for the thirty and over age group, which is fine by me; until they start involuntarily displaying their newborn's life over the web. have you people not learned a thing from jon and kate that had been continuously airing on television?

so i had enough of it. i had enough of feeling pity for these children whose lives had been placed in jeopardy and inevitable harrassment. i had enough of aLtErNaTiNg LoWeR-uPPeR CaSe FoNtS aLoNg WiTh AcRoNyMs ThaT ArE sO "OmG." and i certainly had enough of people flooding my home page by taking such juvenile "what drug are you" quizzes and changing their statuses once every hour. i believe twitter is more appropriate for those of you who like to type something pessimistic towards life, missing your other half in your relationship, or a paragraph.